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Originally posted by Angela Angela wrote:

But, as for poor Bro Lost.  They are right, avoid gassy foods and seek a doctors advice.  If you're really having this problem, it could be a sign of a more serious issue.

I agree with Angela.
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For starters, treat the gas as angela suggested, avoinding gassy foods. Dont eat beans!

1)you can try taking "beano", it s a nonprescription pill, available in all pharmacies.

2) If you can find ENO, its a powder that you mix in water and drink, its very fizzy. works great

3) if none are available, ask you pharmacist to suggest something.

During fasting, if you have a lot of gas,...... You need to do sit ups. Maybe 10 or 15, it will get the gut going and you will fart in the next  20 mins and will be all done.

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Well, maybe it is just because I am old, but I find the "f" word very disturbing (as in rude, crude, rather harsh).  Perhaps we could rather use "passing gas" or "passing wind" or the more medical term "flatulence".........
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Originally posted by candid candid wrote:


I know a joke:


Once an American, a Russian and an Indian met in a cathedral. Soon their converstaion turned towards� as to who can fart the strongest. They decided to compete.


First the American farted. He farted so loudly that all the glasses in the windows of the cathedral broke up.


Next, it the Russian's turn. He farted so strongly that the entire cathedral blew up and the sound�was�heard from great distances. However, the Statue of God remained unaffected. It was hailed� as a miracle by the Chrisitians.


Next, the Indian farted and even the Hand of God started moving to hold His nose.



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it's probably a gallbladder problem ppl.    Maybe Lost could tell us if those 4 'F' criterias fit her/him then we could deduce cause for this extreme flatullance.  (unless this guy's a phoney and is just wanting to have a little fun with the islamicity gang...  )

 

so Lost,...

 
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assalaamLOL
 
 sorry i just had to post a reply to bring this to the front of the list. i laughed so hard i started to cry. i think i hurt myself.
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Originally posted by amalhayati2 amalhayati2 wrote:

it's probably a gallbladder problem ppl.    Maybe Lost could tell us if those 4 'F' criterias fit her/him then we could deduce cause for this extreme flatullance.  (unless this guy's a phoney and is just wanting to have a little fun with the islamicity gang...  )

 

so Lost,...

 

 
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...so how about the Los Angeles Lakers this year?  Think Kobe can finally get a ring without the big guy - Shaq O'Neal? 
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