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Originally posted by lady lady wrote:

  I am assuming that you are a male, because women would not do this. 

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ak_mf_ takes it right to the edge always but you Suleyman - you jump right
off without a parachute. What's got into you?
We are full into Yom Kippur here in a couple hours. The whole country is
winding to a stop. The kids are looking forward to getting the bikes out to
the free ways as there is no motorised traffic. If you dare drive your car on
the highway a black clad religious person will put a rock through your
windshield BTPLH (bless their pointed little heads)
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be a Gasser" Although I think that he and lost were on a different page

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Thanks for the laugh, I need that...
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Anytime bro but I'm worried about Suleyman He sounds lately like there may
be a gas leak in his house...
Throw open some window man before it's too late!


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Originally posted by Suleyman Suleyman wrote:

No Mr.Ak,this is not an sexist statement,

-Don't  the men THEY polish their noses to the backside of the sofa while watching tv?,do you know any male who stands up and go to the bathroom for cleaning his nose instead of polishing to the sofa with hidden ways while watching the football cup?

-Don't the men urinates while standing and little yellow drops comes on to their trousers?

-Yes she is right,we are the only created ones who can play with their noses and fart infront of the public area also smiling while in dialogue...

-Don't we the men have the tashes we drop into the meals while eating?,did not you see a man drinking an soup and his tash is wet of it?...

Brother Ak,should i tell more or do you agree with me that we are the ones who are really.... 



I fell of my chair reading this..... what i would do if many men were like u!
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Originally posted by UmmAmara UmmAmara wrote:

Originally posted by Suleyman Suleyman wrote:

No Mr.Ak,this is not an sexist statement,

-Don't  the men THEY polish their noses to the backside of the sofa while watching tv?,do you know any male who stands up and go to the bathroom for cleaning his nose instead of polishing to the sofa with hidden ways while watching the football cup?

-Don't the men urinates while standing and little yellow drops comes on to their trousers?

-Yes she is right,we are the only created ones who can play with their noses and fart infront of the public area also smiling while in dialogue...

-Don't we the men have the tashes we drop into the meals while eating?,did not you see a man drinking an soup and his tash is wet of it?...

Brother Ak,should i tell more or do you agree with me that we are the ones who are really.... 



I fell of my chair reading this..... what i would do if many men were like u!

Sorry but i described the sex i belong in i was not talking about me.......
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Mashallah!, get some GAS X, chemical name simethicone!

 

Or, get a gas mask!
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Originally posted by Daniel Dworsky Daniel Dworsky wrote:

Anytime bro but I'm worried about Suleyman He sounds lately like there may
be a gas leak in his house...
Throw open some window man before it's too late!


Hope he dosnt smokes...
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