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lost
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Posted: 29 September 2006 at 7:39am |
and i have to go to work, and then masjid for friday prayer, but i've been farting so much, i've farted 3 times in the past 40 minutes. do i have to do wudu each time? my stomic hurts, i think i ate something bad in the morning.
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Suleyman
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..sorry but so funny
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lady
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You are just joking
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lost
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you guys are mean
it was so bad. i had to stay home as late as i could because i didn't want to go to masjid and do wudu there. the talking starts around 12:30 to 1, and thats when i usuually go, to listen. but today i was scared, i didn't want to go and fart with everyone around and then have to do wudu. so i stayed home til the latest, 1:40. when i tried to do wudu, i had farted in the middle of my wudu, this happened a few times. washing left hand *FART* start over washing face *FART* start over washing right feet *FART* start over just as i finished my 3rd time on the left leg *FART* it was impossible, but i finally managed to finish wudu and ran to masjid. i was able to hold it in for 10 minutes while we prayed, and just as we turned out heads to salam, i had the feeling so i ran out, not wanting to fart in masjid. i ran outside and let out a silent one, but it was DEADLY! the whole day today, i was farting right and left i came to you guys for help, and you all laugh at me meanies! i just wanted to know, did my wudu break each time i farted? isnt it like if you are sick, or have gas problems, farting wont break ur wudu? if it happens to me again (probably will since i'm still farting stink bombs) will it break my wudu? i hope not! (but yea, it is kinda funny, this might seem like a big funny joke, but honest to Al'lah, its the truth) so stop laughing at me no matter how funny it may seem |
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Shadi_Al-amin
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Lol it is better to keep things like this to yourself although the story was funny.
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ak_m_f
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Brother, in future dont post information abuot your Chemical weapons program. Please contact your local intelligence service, you will be added to the list of possible terrorist targets. your protection is our survival. Can you imagine the consequences that your fart will unleash if some terrorist get hold of it!? Hang in there, CIA is sending HAZMAT team to secure your farts. meanwhile stay in an isolated room and anyone who approaches you should be protected by Level 4 HAZMAT suit. Edited by ak_m_f |
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lost
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u guys r so mean this is the last time i ask you all for help Edited by lost |
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Suleyman
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Brother if you are farting so strongly and not if it is not avoidable then you should only have your wudu after the azan then your wudu is valid till to finishing your pray... This is the easyness Islam gave to you...ws..
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