New Investment Opportunities

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    Investment tips for 2006.... for al l of you with any money left  be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

 Watch for these consolidations in 2 006.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and WR.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and 
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors,  Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will mer ge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

 5. FedEx is expected to join i ts major competitor, UPS, and becom e: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell 
Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the N ational Organization of Women will  become: Knott NOW! 

Edited by Mishmish

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Mishmish Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 01 November 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1694	Post Options Post Reply Quote Mishmish Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: New Investment Opportunities Posted: 28 April 2006 at 10:48am
	Investment tips for 2006.... for al l of you with any money left be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2 006. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and WR.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will mer ge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join i ts major competitor, UPS, and becom e: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the N ational Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! Edited by Mishmish
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semar Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Male Islam Joined: 11 March 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1830	Post Options Post Reply Quote semar Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28 April 2006 at 11:05am

	Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"

peacemaker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Male Joined: 29 December 2005 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 3057	Post Options Post Reply Quote peacemaker Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 30 April 2006 at 6:38am
	Assalamu Alaikum! Very good investment opportunity. I would like to add a disclaimer, obviously in "small font". Disclaimer: These investment opportunities are based on past performance, and in no way guarantee future outcome. We can not be held responsible for any loss as a result of these investment decisions.
	Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny? Qur'an 55:13