New Investment Opportunities
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Topic: New Investment Opportunities
Posted By: Mishmish
Subject: New Investment Opportunities
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 10:48am
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Investment tips for 2006.... for al l of you with any money left be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2 006. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and WR.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will mer ge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join i ts major competitor, UPS, and becom e: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the N ational Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! ------------- It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince) |
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Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 28 April 2006 at 11:05am
 ------------- Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" |
Posted By: peacemaker
Date Posted: 30 April 2006 at 6:38am
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Assalamu Alaikum! Very good investment opportunity. I would like to add a disclaimer, obviously in "small font". Disclaimer: These investment opportunities are based on past performance, and in no way guarantee future outcome. We can not be held responsible for any loss as a result of these investment decisions.
------------- Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny? Qur'an 55:13 |
