Gov. Sarah Palin

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GIMKwtHh1Q

Edited by abuayisha - 29 August 2008 at 5:36pm

Will take her as Governator's replacement anytime!

Well I know many of people who said if McCain wins they are heading out..lol

Whisper wrote: Oh, I see! Finally got it going.   Just one little question, Abuayisha, if that's the norm of the United States of America, how do people like you, Hayfa, Angela, Maryah, S*R and those others with real IQ feel?   Is your lot ever tempted to migrate to cultured places like say the UK or, better still, Spain? I will do anything to get you there.

Plan to take you up on the offer after a family powwow on the subject!
UK is off the table for Californians weather wise, Spain sounds like a plan if could  dispose our estate but with one hitch the language!!!! 

Now back on the subject!

Little known Sarah Palin Facts

• Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.

• Sarah Palin could not find a good man, so her husband was constructed from the DNA of Washington, Lee, and Genghis Khan.

• Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

• Sarah Palin is on loan from the Justice League.

• NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.

• Iran�s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.

• We don�t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they�ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

• Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.

• Global Warming doesn�t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.

• Sarah Palin�s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

• It�s not raining in DC. Those are God�s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

• Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man�s body.

• Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.

• Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper�s body because she threw him from the plane.

• The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin�s eys.

• The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.

• Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.

• Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.

• Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn�t challenging enough

• Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it�s in their interest to jump into the boat.

• Sarah Palin once guided Santa�s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

• Without her glasses, looking deep into Sarah Palin�s eyes will blind you with the beauty of the tundra sun.

• Sarah Palin would have won Miss Alaska, but she forgot to clean off the polar-bear blood.

• Sarah Palin wants to drill for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, but to save time, she's going to let oil companies do it for her.

Edited by Sign*Reader - 31 August 2008 at 9:21pm