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Suleyman ![]() Senior Member ![]() Joined: 10 March 2003 Location: Turkey Status: Offline Points: 3324 |
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Okey guys,today is Sunday Night and i am turning to my serious mode till to Friday 05:00pm....for your considerations. Sincerely yours, |
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aramuh ![]() Guest Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 September 2006 Status: Offline Points: 12 |
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Lots of flatulence can be serious -if its not cleared by now I suggest getting medical advice. Try clearing out your bowels - plenty of honey with warm water does wonders as a laxative and this is the perfect time since it is Ramadan to start a better diet to avoid this problem in the future. If it stinks then you need to watch your food combinations for a bit. Eg fruit on an empty stomach then veges then bread/nuts then meats for example. These foods all have different rates for digestion. If you eat one type of food that digests quickly (like fruit) on top of say bread then the fruit just ferments in the stomach and intestines and produces smelly gas. A meal of fruit/veges and meats or a meal of bread and veges are better combinations than eating everything together in one go. Also it pays to wait a good three to four hours before every meal.
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Angela ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 July 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2555 |
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Don't say a woman would never do this... Ever heard of the walking farts????? But, as for poor Bro Lost. They are right, avoid gassy foods and seek a doctors advice. If you're really having this problem, it could be a sign of a more serious issue. My sister's life was saved because of a similar problem, she went in for help and the doctor did and exam and found cancerous pulips.
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aramuh ![]() Guest Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 September 2006 Status: Offline Points: 12 |
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This is so true - there is also such a thing as a woman's fart which can sometimes be indicative of a prolapse or other such "feminine" problems.
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ak_m_f ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 October 2005 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 3272 |
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no wonder its a silent killer....
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Hanan ![]() Senior Member ![]() Joined: 27 July 2006 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 1035 |
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Ever heard of the walking farts????? Angela, why you talk about me! lost, how are you feeling today? Do you still have that problem? Hopefully it was just temporary, and if not than you really should see your phycisian. |
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lovetabuleh ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 14 March 2006 Location: Congo Status: Offline Points: 255 |
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OOH MY ALLAH!!� you guys are helarious!� the first thing that came to my mind from Lost's inquirey�was maybe there is�gallbladder problem.� if you have symptoms of�the�four "F's"�then more than likely you have a gallbladder infection and must get surgery to take gallstones out or there might be an infection in there. The 4 "F": if�you are FEMALE, FAT, over FORTY, and experiencing extreme�FLATULANCE (farting), then go to the doc and get your gallbladder checked.� � it's a simple procedure, quick and easy.� :)� no worries, � � Edited by lovetabuleh - 07 July 2009 at 11:49pm |
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candid ![]() Senior Member ![]() Joined: 16 February 2006 Status: Offline Points: 211 |
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I know a joke: Once an American, a Russian and an Indian met in a cathedral. Soon their converstaion turned towards as to who can fart the strongest. They decided to compete. First the American farted. He farted so loudly that all the glasses in the windows of the cathedral broke up. Next, it the Russian's turn. He farted so strongly that the entire cathedral blew up and the sound was heard from great distances. However, the Statue of God remained unaffected. It was hailed as a miracle by the Chrisitians. Next, the Indian farted and even the Hand of God started moving to hold His nose. Edited by candid |
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