i’m farting a lot

Daniel Dworsky wrote: Thank You for sharing

Brother i think you are suffering from the same problem...

Let me tell you a little stroy including a pic...

There is a mountain which i climb there at every summer,there are more or less 6 spring water holes on the apex that they spread world's wonderful pure water over 5 Centigrade degrees,but one of the source spreads gasy water normally you can't realize how it is gasy if you did not drink...This is my favorite source because it is more pure than the others and also more tasty....

I normally full bottles with this gasy water and carry to my summer home because it helps to digesting easily bcs of my mom needs so much of it tho she avoids in recent years form the side effects of it...

One day,my big brother who is 48 years old,came at to the summer house for one night vacation and he drank it without knowing the side effects...

...it was in the middle of the night,normally the birds were loving to sleep on the trees in my garden but none of them was at there that night...the 48 years old man entered to his mom's room with a crying mode saying mommy Mommy something happens so huge in me...we were knowing the huge things happening inside and the impact of the blasts that the birds were flew away to the other side of the village for finding a more silent place to sleep....

Here is the pics of the spring water source:

[img=http://thumb14.webshots.net/t/59/159/0/74/2/27460740200 67680394FNdonQ_th.jpg">

Note,you can only full your bottle under of the big rock where the pure water moves up to to sky,the other parts are durative that can't be used...

 

 

Brother if you are farting so strongly and not if it is not avoidable then you should only have your wudu after the azan then your wudu is valid till to finishing your pray...

This is the easyness Islam gave to you...ws..

 

lost wrote: you guys are mean�it was so bad. i had to stay home as late as i could because i didn't want to go to masjid and do wudu there. the talking starts around 12:30 to 1, and thats when i usuually go, to listen. but today i was scared, i didn't want to go and fart with everyone around and then have to do wudu.so i stayed home til the latest, 1:40. when i tried to do wudu, i had farted in the middle of my wudu, this happened a few times.washing left hand*FART*start overwashing face*FART*start overwashing right feet*FART*start overjust as i finished my 3rd time on the left leg*FART*it was impossible, but i finally managed to finish wudu and ran to masjid. i was able to hold it in for 10 minutes while we prayed, and just as we turned out heads to salam, i had the feeling so i ran out, not wanting to fart in masjid. i ran outside and let out a silent one, but it was DEADLY!the whole day today, i was farting right and left i came to you guys for help, and you all laugh at me meanies!i just wanted to know, did my wudu break each time i farted? isnt it like if you are sick, or have gas problems, farting wont break ur wudu?� if it happens to me again (probably will since i'm still farting stink bombs) will it break my wudu? i hope not!(but yea, it is kinda funny, this might seem like a big funny joke, but honest to Al'lah, its the truth) so stop laughing at me no matter how funny it may seem

Brother, in future dont post information abuot your Chemical weapons program.

Please contact your local intelligence service, you will be added to the list of possible terrorist targets. your protection is our survival.

Can you imagine the consequences that your fart will unleash if some terrorist get hold of it!?


Hang in there, CIA is sending HAZMAT team to secure your farts.

meanwhile stay in an isolated room and anyone who approaches you should be protected by Level 4 HAZMAT suit.


Edited by ak_m_f

you guys are mean 

it was so bad. i had to stay home as late as i could because i didn't want to go to masjid and do wudu there. the talking starts around 12:30 to 1, and thats when i usuually go, to listen. but today i was scared, i didn't want to go and fart with everyone around and then have to do wudu.

so i stayed home til the latest, 1:40. when i tried to do wudu, i had farted in the middle of my wudu, this happened a few times.

washing left hand
*FART*
start over
washing face
*FART*
start over
washing right feet
*FART*
start over
just as i finished my 3rd time on the left leg
*FART*

it was impossible, but i finally managed to finish wudu and ran to masjid. i was able to hold it in for 10 minutes while we prayed, and just as we turned out heads to salam, i had the feeling so i ran out, not wanting to fart in masjid. i ran outside and let out a silent one, but it was DEADLY!

the whole day today, i was farting right and left

i came to you guys for help, and you all laugh at me meanies!

i just wanted to know, did my wudu break each time i farted? isnt it like if you are sick, or have gas problems, farting wont break ur wudu?  if it happens to me again (probably will since i'm still farting stink bombs) will it break my wudu?

i hope not!

(but yea, it is kinda funny, this might seem like a big funny joke, but honest to Al'lah, its the truth) so stop laughing at me no matter how funny it may seem