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Topic: funny quotes and sayings
Posted By: Rollandne
Subject: funny quotes and sayings
Date Posted: 26 December 2012 at 4:14am
Funny quotes can lead to laughter.They say that laughter is the foremost medicine.... And you know what? It is!The sound of roaring laughter often get�s ones attention and usually, it�s contagious.But did you already know that laughter can strengthen your immune system and boost your energy levels while simultaneously protecting your body from stress.... What�s more, it�s precious medicine!



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Posted By: quoteschart
Date Posted: 24 March 2015 at 9:45am

�I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.�
 Rodney Dangerfield

�I�m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.�
 Anonymous

�The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I�d be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.�
 Rachel Vincent

�Once I pulled a job, I was so st**id. I picked a guy�s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.�
 Rodney Dangerfield

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Posted By: Ryan Edwards
Date Posted: 14 September 2016 at 1:23am
1. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

2. I love you like a fat kid loves cake. - Scott Adams

3. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you�re in. -Richard Jeni


Posted By: AayanKhan
Date Posted: 10 November 2016 at 10:46pm
Funny quote,
Some students and employees want 6 months vacation twice a year.


Posted By: Jawed Iqbal
Date Posted: 22 November 2016 at 11:11pm
Originally posted by AayanKhan AayanKhan wrote:

Funny quote,
Some students and employees want 6 months vacation twice a year.



Wow Good Joke.



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