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    Posted: 26 December 2012 at 4:14am
Funny quotes can lead to laughter.They say that laughter is the foremost medicine.... And you know what? It is!The sound of roaring laughter often gets ones attention and usually, its contagious.But did you already know that laughter can strengthen your immune system and boost your energy levels while simultaneously protecting your body from stress.... Whats more, its precious medicine!
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
 Rodney Dangerfield

Im not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
 Anonymous

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether Id be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
 Rachel Vincent

Once I pulled a job, I was so st**id. I picked a guys pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
 Rodney Dangerfield

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1. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

2. I love you like a fat kid loves cake. - Scott Adams

3. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in. -Richard Jeni
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Funny quote,
Some students and employees want 6 months vacation twice a year.
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Originally posted by AayanKhan AayanKhan wrote:

Funny quote,
Some students and employees want 6 months vacation twice a year.



Wow Good Joke.
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