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Colin ![]() Senior Member ![]() Joined: 23 September 2001 Status: Offline Points: 1260 |
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Angela, there is nothing wrong with my new Russian Dellski Computer... apart from that is, the red screen of death......the annoying hammer and sickle pop-ups.. and the occassional (Moscow) freeze up......Also, those wonderful teknical zupport komrades at the Dellski Call Centre at Billgateskigrad in Northern Siberia, assure me that it is perfectly normal for my printer: (LexMarx Trotski-Jet XL5 model) to emit smoke and flames during long print runs. The phoneline was bad... but I think the teknician I spoke to... a certain Boris Geekchenko, said something like: "Don't vorry Kolin my boy, even feelthy kapitaleest PC's have their fair share of kremlins you know". He went on to add: "Vot exactly ver you expectink for 20 roubles?" *&))_&&& (*&()&()*%&%&*%(^
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Patty ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 14 September 2001 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2382 |
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!
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Patty
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ak_m_f ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 October 2005 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 3272 |
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Nothin is more embarrassing then THIS |
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Angela ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 July 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2555 |
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But, then again, so does Windows or any other Microsoft Product.
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Angela ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 July 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2555 |
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Translation. I understand. I don't know why he would want a russian computer. They don't work. They only die at the most inconvenient time. |
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herjihad ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 26 January 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2473 |
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Bismillah, Some of us need a translation! Spacebo. Peace |
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Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will.
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Angela ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 July 2005 Status: Offline Points: 2555 |
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Oh, okay..... Ya ponyala. Ya ne znaio, pochemy on buil hoteet russkii computer. Oni ne rabotat. Oni tolko umerat y nabolsheye neyudobneye bremye. |
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Patty ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 14 September 2001 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2382 |
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"all I got was weird symbols....no cyrillic...." That's because that's all that's on it, Angela! |
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Patty
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