Ever Wonder????
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Topic: Ever Wonder????
Posted By: Angela
Subject: Ever Wonder????
Date Posted: 07 September 2006 at 10:41am
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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ! Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place |
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Posted By: UmmAmara
Date Posted: 17 September 2006 at 11:56pm
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Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 18 September 2006 at 6:18am
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Posted By: Ansarullah
Date Posted: 04 October 2006 at 8:14pm
Lol ive read these before! theyre funny, mashaAllah! ------------- "Among His signs is this, that He created wives from among yourselves, that you may find repose in them, and He has put between you affection and mercy" 30:21 |
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 1:53pm
| Wonderful |
Posted By: Cassandra
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 3:05am
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For that matter, why can't you be gruntled, combobulated, or concerted? (Or can you???) |
Posted By: Alwardah
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 4:24pm
 ------------- �Verily your Lord is quick in punishment; yet He is indeed Oft-Forgiving Most Merciful (Surah Al-An�am 6:165) "Indeed, we belong to Allah and to Him is our return" (Surah Baqarah 2: 155) |
Posted By: taliyya
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 4:33pm
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too funny.
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Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:49pm
------------- "You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92) |