New improved light bulb jokes
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Topic: New improved light bulb jokes
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Subject: New improved light bulb jokes
Date Posted: 02 September 2006 at 7:31am
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Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb
A. "That's not funny." Q. How many Palestinians? A. "You are completely missing the point." Q. How many Israelis? A. What light bulb? Q. How many United Nations observers? A. I don't know. What do YOU think? Q. How many Matrix fans? A.There is no... Q. How many guitarists? A. Ten. One to do it and 9 to say, "I can do that." Q. Pianists? A. One. Q. 80's Drummers? A. None you use a machine. Q. Road crew (Roadies) A. Only one but it takes a mess of light bulbs. Q. Country Music bass players? A. 12 but you only use the First and Fifth... I just crack my self up... Q. Mothers? A. "It's okay i'll sit in the dark." Q. Fathers? A. "It's okay we'll sit in the dark. Q. American Union Labor? A. "Not my Job Man." |
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Posted By: s666
Date Posted: 02 September 2006 at 10:08am
 i have been a matrix fan and still i am... ------------- http://www.donthefilm.com/ - Don - The Chase Begins Again (Diwali/Eid 2006) |
Q. How many Matrix fans?
Posted By: Hanan
Date Posted: 25 September 2006 at 10:27pm
| Five: One to stand on the table and Four to turn the table. |