snail jokes
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Topic: snail jokes
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Subject: snail jokes
Date Posted: 02 September 2006 at 6:56am
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"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Snail riding a turtle |
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Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 02 September 2006 at 7:01am
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A man on his way to work finds a snail on his welcome mat he picks it up
and hurls it in to the neighbors yard. Two years later the same man finds a snail on his welcome mat as he picks up the snail the snail screams, "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!?" |
Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 03 September 2006 at 7:30am
 ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Daniel Dworsky wrote:Posted By: KashifAsrar
Date Posted: 03 September 2006 at 11:09pm
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Posted By: superme
Date Posted: 04 September 2006 at 1:46am
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I have a feeling this is about me. I hope not.
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Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 04 September 2006 at 3:23am
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[QUOTE=superme] I have a feeling�this is about me. I hope not.[/
QUOTE] Now that depends if you follow a shinning path or leave one. |
Posted By: lovetabuleh
Date Posted: 10 September 2006 at 9:20pm
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'what's wrong with you?!' is that the pun?
i dont get it. sorry fellas i'm kinda slow.
someone inspire me.
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Posted By: lovetabuleh
Date Posted: 10 September 2006 at 9:24pm
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wait, i got it. i got it. it just took a couple more seconds but it got it.
silly |
Posted By: Angela
Date Posted: 11 September 2006 at 10:35am
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Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 15 September 2006 at 9:32am
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a snail got beaten by a group of drunked turtules. when he went to report in police station, the cop asked ,"will u be able to recognise them?". "I am sorry, but I am afraid that i won't be able to do that", whined the snail. "You see, it all happened sooooooooooooo fast!!" ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM |
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 16 September 2006 at 1:13pm
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Mr. Snail - tired of all the jokes about how slow he is buys a super
charged turbo BMW and paints a large letter "S" (for Snail) on the back. He drives around now passing other motorists like they are standing still. They say, "Whoa look at that S car go..." I think I have exhausted the snail jokes. Shall we move on to porcupines? The difference between Porcupines and BMW. With porcupines the pricks are on the outside... |
Posted By: Hanan
Date Posted: 20 September 2006 at 5:46pm
S car go 
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