Don’t mess with old ladies
Printed From: IslamiCity.org
Category: General
Forum Name: Humour
Forum Description: "CLEAN" humour only please !
URL: https://www.islamicity.org/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5723
Printed Date: 15 May 2024 at 5:53am
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.03 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: Don’t mess with old ladies
Posted By: Angel
Subject: Don’t mess with old ladies
Date Posted: 04 July 2006 at 5:48am
|
DON'T MESS WITH OLD LADIES An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Ca I see your license please? Older woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Offcier: Don't have one? Older woman: Lost it, 4 years ago fro drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older woman: Yes, and killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Offcier looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly aproaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car adn murdered the owner. Older woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this tou car, ma'am? Older woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, which you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Don't mess with old ladies. -------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
|
Replies:
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 04 July 2006 at 9:23am
|
The only old lady I m scared of is http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8478238285671811588&q=mp+40 - THIS
|