businessman’s visit to a doctor
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Topic: businessman’s visit to a doctor
Posted By: salman_s
Subject: businessman’s visit to a doctor
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 11:44pm
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The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The medical practitioner examined him and backed away, saying: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal." "Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman. "Do you want to write your will?" "No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite." |
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Posted By: ZEA J
Date Posted: 15 June 2006 at 11:57pm
  ------------- "You will never attain piety and righteousness,(and eventually paradise)until you spend of that which you love."(Al-Imran:92) |
Posted By: Patty
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 4:51am
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Very good, Salman! Blessings to You.
------------- Patty I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future. |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 16 June 2006 at 4:55am
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-------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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