foreign languages
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Topic: foreign languages
Posted By: salman
Subject: foreign languages
Date Posted: 23 April 2006 at 11:48pm
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A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two American tourists are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espa�ol?" Still nothing. The Swiss man drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good." ------------- It is better to be alone than to be in bad company. |
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Posted By: Angela
Date Posted: 24 April 2006 at 8:30am
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Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 24 April 2006 at 1:29pm
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In his community, Nasrudin known as a scholar, so everybody there asked to him regarding everything. One day, a few peoples asked him about chineese language. Nasrudin said he didn't know much about it. But the peoples forced him. Eventualy Nasrudin gave up. Q (peoples): "What is soup in chineese?" Narudin knew it and replied. Q (peoples): "How about What is warm soup?" Narudin knew it and replied. Q (peoples): "How about What is cold soup?" Narudin thought and thought but he could't find the word. Then he said. "Peoples in china never let the soup cold". ------------- Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" |
Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 25 April 2006 at 5:02am
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