Proof that girls are evil
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Topic: Proof that girls are evil
Posted By: rami
Subject: Proof that girls are evil
Date Posted: 21 October 2005 at 11:05pm
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Bi ismillahir rahmanir raheem One for the ages   nice rebuttal for this flying around somewhere for those who know computers  ------------- Rasul Allah (sallah llahu alaihi wa sallam) said: "Whoever knows himself, knows his Lord" and whoever knows his Lord has been given His gnosis and nearness. |
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Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 3:31am
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Hey but what about boys? ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM |
Posted By: ummziba
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:27am
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Assalamu alaikum, It is always good to have statements backed up with good, mathematical proof!
Peace, ummziba. ------------- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words...they break my soul ~ |
Posted By: Abeer23
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:28am
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Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 12:38pm
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Bismillah, Okay. I see that others get this, but I just don't. And I get Algebra, and I love girls and boys, so what's the point??? ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Posted By: rami
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:07pm
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Bi ismillahir rahmanir raheem the point is to mathematically proove that girls are evil and why mathematitians are not married  ------------- Rasul Allah (sallah llahu alaihi wa sallam) said: "Whoever knows himself, knows his Lord" and whoever knows his Lord has been given His gnosis and nearness. |
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 1:06am
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Old but still funny tahnx for sharing it with us... 
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Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 4:46am
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Girls require time and money(in first step), then why are u multiplying 'em?U should add it. Hence, the whole derivation is wrong. And it shall also prove why my mathematcs teacher is happily married!!! Regards, Dayem. PS>Only joking sir(if u happen to read it!!!) ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM |
Posted By: rami
Date Posted: 04 December 2005 at 1:20am
Bi ismillahir rahmanir raheem   ------------- Rasul Allah (sallah llahu alaihi wa sallam) said: "Whoever knows himself, knows his Lord" and whoever knows his Lord has been given His gnosis and nearness. |
Posted By: rami
Date Posted: 04 December 2005 at 1:39am
Bi ismillahir rahmanir raheem          ------------- Rasul Allah (sallah llahu alaihi wa sallam) said: "Whoever knows himself, knows his Lord" and whoever knows his Lord has been given His gnosis and nearness. |
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 04 December 2005 at 1:45am
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I liked the Iraq and alqida one the best bush with the LOTR is not bad too great post btw. |
Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 04 December 2005 at 5:44am
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Bismillah, Hilarious! (Except the kitten, poor thing!) Bush doesn't look half as ugly with that outfit on! WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE THE MOST AMERICANS TO SOME? HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOST AMERICANS THINK? Do you rely on the honest, trustworthy media for your source? ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 04 December 2005 at 7:06pm
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
I know, poor cat but I laughed the most with that pic -------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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herjihad wrote:
Posted By: rami
Date Posted: 24 December 2005 at 5:08pm
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Bi ismillahir rahmanir raheem assalamu alaikum URGENT PRESS RELEASE:- Howard cancels AFL (austrlian football league) season 2006 Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned. The new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers and the Asian bird flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans. Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints. This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for anyway. ------------- Rasul Allah (sallah llahu alaihi wa sallam) said: "Whoever knows himself, knows his Lord" and whoever knows his Lord has been given His gnosis and nearness. |
Posted By: awesomeJ
Date Posted: 12 February 2006 at 10:16am
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@rami funny stuff you posted.. :)) subhanallah |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 13 February 2006 at 6:36am
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I don't think many people gonna get it thou rami ------------- ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 13 February 2006 at 7:34am
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Bismillah, Angel, we got it. It's funny. It's cute. My kids will like it. ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 14 February 2006 at 9:40pm
ok, guess people will get it ------------- ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: Amina16
Date Posted: 23 February 2006 at 3:08pm
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your right not all people whould get the joke. I don't get it ------------- "Words have Power" ex: The Quran |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 23 February 2006 at 3:34pm
lol! ------------- ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: Amina16
Date Posted: 26 February 2006 at 8:14am
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i read it a couple of times and i'm still not getting it. ------------- "Words have Power" ex: The Quran |
Posted By: Amirul
Date Posted: 19 May 2006 at 6:48pm
| Good one!!!!!!But not all girls are evil although almost all of them is evil.There still some good one. |
Posted By: dia_sweetheart
Date Posted: 14 August 2006 at 10:11am
I dont get it either.  But again i am not that smart. By the way, I dont think im evil. ------------- Dia |
Posted By: suzy
Date Posted: 22 June 2007 at 2:52pm
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ok...... am rli bad @ maths so i dont get it at alllllllllll!!!!!!!
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