How Babies Are Made!!!
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Topic: How Babies Are Made!!!
Posted By: ummziba
Subject: How Babies Are Made!!!
Date Posted: 20 October 2005 at 4:25am
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Assalamu alaikum, My friend e-mailed this to me yesterday, and I am still chuckling about it! Hope it brings a few smiles to you: How Babies Are Made A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then, I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've got male!"
Peace, ummziba. ------------- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words...they break my soul ~ |
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Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 20 October 2005 at 5:05am
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Joke, but in a controlled way. ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM |
Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 20 October 2005 at 5:06am
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Funny it may look to us; but it may not be approoved in the hereafter. ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM |
Posted By: ummziba
Date Posted: 20 October 2005 at 8:37am
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Assalaamu alaikum Brother Dayem, As I chose to post this in the sisters section, for the sisters to chuckle at, I see no problem. That you chose to come into the sisters section and read it becomes your problem perhaps. If you think the joke not appropriate, I might suggest you "lighten up"! Ramadan mubarak and peace, ummziba. ------------- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words...they break my soul ~ |
I would never post such a joke in a mixed gender thread.
Life isn't all dreary and solemn, my brother, we must have a little laughter and lightness to balance things out! Posted By: queenie
Date Posted: 20 October 2005 at 8:50am
| I agree............lighten up bro!!!!! |
Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 21 October 2005 at 5:27am
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Bismilah, LOL! Shukran jazeelan! ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |
Posted By: Dayem
Date Posted: 21 October 2005 at 6:08am
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As a matter of fact, I click on 'Active Topics' rather than choose sister or brother coloumn.Ohk, Got it......... ------------- "the mooslims! they're heeere!" LOONWATCH.COM |
Posted By: AhmadJoyia
Date Posted: 21 October 2005 at 2:04pm
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O really, the child exclaimed, if it was so easy, then any whereabouts of my half brothers/sisters? |
Posted By: herjihad
Date Posted: 21 October 2005 at 2:11pm
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Bismillah, They are probably with mine scattered all over this earth! ------------- Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will. |