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Topic: Mulla Nasruddin Jokes

Posted By: Eoah
Subject: Mulla Nasruddin Jokes
Date Posted: 21 January 2013 at 3:27am

Please put your Mulla Nasruddin Jokes on this thread:

Mulla Nasruddin was walking along the river. Someone on the other side of the river calls out to Mulla: "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE??"

Mulla calls back: "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"

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Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 24 October 2019 at 8:38pm

If a pot can multiply.
One day Nasrudin lent his cooking pots to a neighbour, who was giving a feast. The neighbour returned them, together with one extra one – a very tiny pot. 'What is this?' asked Nasrudin. 'According to law, I have given you the offspring of your property which was born when the pots were in my care,' said the joker. Shortly afterwards Nasrudin borrowed his neighbour's pots, but did not return them. The man came round to get them back. 'Alas!' said Nasrudin, 'they are dead. We have established, have we not, that pots are mortal?'.”

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Salam/Peace,

Semar

"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)

"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"

Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 24 October 2019 at 8:42pm

At dinner time, Nasreddin finds no meat on the table. He asks his wife, "What happened to the meat?"
His wife replies, "The cat ate it."
Nasreddin breezes into the kitchen, puts the cat on the scales, and discovers the cat to be weighing three pounds. Nasreddin quizzically questions the result, "If the meat I brought home weighed three pounds, then, where is the cat? And, if this happens to be the cat, then what happened to the meat?"

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Salam/Peace,

Semar

"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)

"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"