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how much was the roast?

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Topic: how much was the roast?

Posted By: abosait
Subject: how much was the roast?
Date Posted: 02 November 2012 at 9:32am

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 .

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Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 02 November 2012 at 9:54am

..discount since they're neighbors.