A police officer
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Topic: A police officer
Posted By: calzoncillo1110
Subject: A police officer
Date Posted: 29 December 2010 at 11:51pm
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A police officer pulls over a
Scottish man who's been weaving
in and out
of the lanes. He goes up to the man's window and says, "Sir, I
need you
to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk." |
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Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 30 December 2010 at 7:46am
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