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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Angel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 December 2006 at 5:53pm

Originally posted by Daniel Dworsky Daniel Dworsky wrote:

I ask them to marry me.

lol! needed a good laugh

telemarketers here tend to disguise themselves as surveyers, they prompty say oh we aren't selling this is a survey...yeah sure, in the end it may not be a product but a service

 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Daniel Dworsky Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 December 2006 at 3:52am
The other day I got a recorded call from a computer it was a whole sale
outlet that deals mostly with military apparel and extra gear. Things like
olive colored under wear, pistol grips, mat black tape, boots and small
camping appliances. I tried to trace the call back but it was blocked so I
called BEZEQ our privately owned phone company owned by one Mr.
Saban (Power Rangers) who used to own a recording facility in LA with an
Shuki Levy with whom I bartered services back in 1983...

Every one in the world is two phone calls away. I called the owner of the
Phone company at 8:15 P.M. not 5 minutes after having been called by a
computer and told him that I had been disturbed at home by an army
equipment retail pitch that tied up my phone line for an entire three
minutes. "Just enough time to disturb both our dinners"

"So, Mr. Saban will you Marry me?"
"What What?"
"Yes or No?"

To make a long story short. No more computer calls.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote semar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 December 2006 at 5:54pm
 this is hilarious.
Salam/Peace,

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"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)

"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Daniel Dworsky Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 December 2006 at 12:10am
The Prophet said: "Do not eat before you are hungry, and
stop eating before you are full"
"1/3 of your stomach for food 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"


One reason why Islam will never win the hearts of Fat Crackers.

The Prophet Rocks!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote semar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 January 2007 at 6:22pm

By the way, if muslims follow the prophet in this teaching, there will be no on muslim champion on eating hot dog competition.

Salam/Peace,

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"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)

"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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