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KashifAsrar View Drop Down
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    Posted: 29 August 2006 at 10:20pm

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down
A highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
Lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully
Munches up.

 After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and
She hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this
Gesture about five more times.

 When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the
Little old lady,
"why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".

 "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"

 

The answer is too good, take a guess

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"We just love the chocolate around them."

 Ha�ha�ha�.!!!!!! (Imagine the driver�s plight!!!!!)

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lovetabuleh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 August 2006 at 10:51pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
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dat was not funny at all
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Did he drove bus of the cliff?
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I didnt get it.....
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The peanuts were covered in chocolate and the old ladies only eat the chocolate and give the peanuts to the bus driver to eat. That is soooo gross

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