You might be a redneck if...

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You might be a Redneck If:

You could retire by recycling all the cans in the bed of your truck.
Your grandpappy's hearing aid is a construction cone.
Youve eaten a Big Mac as an appetizer.
Starting your car wakes at least 12 cats.
Tidying your yard involves calling a tow truck.
you've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
There are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed.
You're raising catfish in the bathtub.
Your doorbell is a dog.
Youve ever used hairspray to kill flying bugs.
Ah the American lifestyle!

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mariyah Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 29 March 2006 Status: Offline Points: 1283	Post Options Post Reply Quote mariyah Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: You might be a redneck if... Posted: 11 June 2006 at 7:53am
	You might be a Redneck If: You could retire by recycling all the cans in the bed of your truck. Your grandpappy's hearing aid is a construction cone. Youve eaten a Big Mac as an appetizer. Starting your car wakes at least 12 cats. Tidying your yard involves calling a tow truck. you've been in a fistfight at a yard sale. There are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed. You're raising catfish in the bathtub. Your doorbell is a dog. Youve ever used hairspray to kill flying bugs. Ah the American lifestyle!
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