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    Posted: 23 April 2006 at 6:05pm
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the kotel to pray twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out.

She used her investigative instincts and found the man, dressed in black with a tallis over his head, davening at the Wall. After he was done praying, she approached him for an interview.

�Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?� asked the intrepid journalist.

�For about 60 years,� the old man said.

�60 years! That�s amazing! What do you pray for?�

�I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop, and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship,� explained the man patiently as he folded his tallis.

�How do you feel, after doing this for 60 years?� pressed the reporter, tape recorder in hand.

�Like I�m talking to a f**k!n� wall.�'



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"the mooslims! they're heeere!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote peacemaker Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 April 2006 at 6:05am

Assalamu Alaikum!

ak_m_f:

The story was good, but the last sentence was against the guidelines. Could you please delete that part. 

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Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
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Originally posted by peacemaker peacemaker wrote:

Assalamu Alaikum!


ak_m_f:


The story was good, but the last sentence was against the guidelines. Could you please delete that part.�


Peace



ok now you cant read it easily
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