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    Posted: 20 April 2006 at 2:11am
An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer,"We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
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The devils challenged the angels to a cricket match. "Remember," said the angels, "We have all the good cricketers up here.�"Yes," said the devil, "but we have all the umpires!"
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I liked that. My dad was the president of the cricket club when he was in India and then when he moved to the US, he was the president of the Cricket club in Kansas State University. Good Joke. i am going to tell him!
Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI)
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Originally posted by Danty Danty wrote:

I liked that. My dad was the president of the cricket club when he was in India and then when he moved to the US, he was the president of the Cricket club in Kansas State University. Good Joke. i am going to tell him!


What is his name?
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