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    Posted: 07 October 2007 at 6:06am

Do admi hote hain un dono ka ikhatta inteqaal ho jata hai..

Un me se ek ka naam Ikhlaas hota hai aur ek ka naam Yaseen..

Pehle farishta Ikhlaas ke paas jata hai aur pochta hai tumhara naam kya hai, woh kehta hai Ikhlaas..

farishta kehta hai chalo surah ikhlaas sunao phir.. woh suna deta hai.. farishta kehta hai chalo jao tum Jannat me jao..

Dosra banda yeh dekh kar sochta hai aur pareshan ho jata hai ke yaar mujhse isne mera naam poch lia to main kya karoonga.. mujhe to surah yaseen nai ati..

itne me farishta uske paas ata hai aur pochta hai, batao tumhara naam kya hai..

woh kehta hai.. ji, wese to mera naam Yaseen hai magar loog mujhe pyaar se Kauser kehte the...

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might not be as funny...

Two men suddendly die at the same time, one is named Ikhlaas and the other Yaseen.
After their death an angel goes up to one of them and asks his name.

Angel: what is your name?
Ikhlaas: I am Ikhlaas.
Angel: ok, then recite Surah Ikhlaas.
He then recites surah Ikhlaas and is permitted into the heaven.

The other man looks at this and worries, that if the angel asked him his name what is he going to do, since he doesn't know Surah Yaseen.

During this time the angel comes to him and asks him his name;
Angel: what is your name?
Yaseen: My name is Yaseen, but people call me Kausar!
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 I enjoyed this very much. Thanks. Clean and clear.
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Aakhirat kay  tasawwur hi se  loag darr jatay hain aur aap iska mazaaq uda rahe ho.

Yeh achchi baat nahi hai. Aainda se iss baat ka khayal rakhein.
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: �All the descendants of Adam are sinners, and the best of sinners are those who repent."
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This is only clean humor, it has no disrespect to Islam or after life in any manner from my point of view. Anyway, you may take it down if you find it offensive. I will be careful in future.
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Allahu Akhbar!

It is hilarious, yes but......
Leah
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As'Salamu Alaikum,

Since it's a humour section, i shall not discuss anything  here, but wish minuteman and saherimtiyaz to  please go thru this link. Hope you won't  get offended but realise your unintentional sin.

http://www.eeqaz.com/main/articles/2544.htm

 
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: �All the descendants of Adam are sinners, and the best of sinners are those who repent."
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sab se kharab sab ke akhir admi ko ALLAH dozakh sey nikalkar khaha

ab tum ko jannath per ja sakthe ho

to wo banda jannath ki darwazah thura khulkey wapas aker khehtha hai ya ALLAH udar tho kuch nahi hai

ALLAH ney phir kha tum jao bhohuth jaiga hai

wo phir wapas akar kaha ya ALLAH tu mujsey mazak kartha hai udar kuch nahi hai jaiga nahi hai

tho ALLAH kehthey hai hai banda jo duniya tu ney dekha tha us jaisa dus duniya sirf thera hai

 

 
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