APPLES AND WINE |
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Patty
Senior Member Joined: 14 September 2001 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2382 |
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Posted: 16 August 2006 at 9:34am |
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know! |
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Patty
I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future. |
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mariyah
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Since I dont drink wine, I will have to settle for grape juice! |
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"Every good deed is charity whether you come to your brother's assistance or just greet him with a smile.
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Angela
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LOL, I really wonder sometimes how my husband functioned before our marriage. The next time he says, "Hunnerz, does this shirt and these pants match?" I think I'm going to crack up thinking of grape juice. |
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DavidC
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I say all your good apples could use a worm
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Christian; Wesleyan M.Div.
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