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Angel ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 July 2001 Status: Offline Points: 6641 |
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maybe this can go into the humour section, I'll leave that up to the moderators
"Why is it that brain cells die and yet fat cells live forever?" "The amount of sleep required by the average person is always five minutes more." "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." "No sense being pessimistic, it probably won't work anyway." |
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amah ![]() Moderator Group ![]() ![]() Female Joined: 18 March 2006 Status: Offline Points: 1334 |
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Hi Angel....nice one liners, esp the last one. I was away from IC for a long time, so good to have a "restart" with lighthearted posts! Keep 'em flowing! (Yes, I put it in humour section) Regards... |
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Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper).
(Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
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Angel ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 July 2001 Status: Offline Points: 6641 |
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HI amah
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StarComm ![]() Senior Member ![]() Joined: 27 June 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 180 |
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our one liners are o so positive, even a drunk can understAND THEM/ |
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And that He is Lord of Al shi'ra(The Star Sirius), And That He destroyed The tribe of 'Ad that was first.
[chapter the star verse 49-50] |
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Angel ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 July 2001 Status: Offline Points: 6641 |
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really ??? and they cannot walk straight |
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