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    Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:03pm

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?”  God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live.”  Upon recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, and tummy tuck.  She had someone come in and change her hair color, even did Lasik surgery.  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured that she might as well make the most of it.  After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.  Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years?”  God replied, “I didn’t recognize you”.

Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction.
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God replied, “I didn’t recognize you”.

 

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That is so sad.
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