I’d like to be a bear

COLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Man I've missed you!

 I don't get it.....

This one'll cheer you up.......................

A bear walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.

The bartender, amazed that this bear can actually talk, gives him a beer.

The bear says, "What do I owe you?"

The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.

"Even though this bear is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn't been in many bars."

So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."

The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.

After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation.

"You know, we don't get many bears in this bar."

The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."

A jolly young fellow from Yuma

told an elephant joke to a Puma.

Now his skeleton lies

under hot Western skies.

The Puma had no sense of huma.

Just more claws for concern.

(for Mishmish and Colin, how I miss them.)