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    Posted: 29 September 2006 at 6:11pm

Wai So Dim - I actually know someone by that name  

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Colin, this'll help you translate the manual..............

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That's not right...
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Are you harboring a fugitive?...
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See me ASAP...
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Stupid Man...
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Small Horse...
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Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
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It's very dark in here...
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I thought you were on a diet...
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This is a tow away zone...
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Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
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Staying out of sight...
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He's cleaning his automobile...
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Your body odor is offensive...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Colin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 September 2006 at 3:04am
Originally posted by Angela Angela wrote:

Oh, watch out... the bolshevik.sys virus imbeds in the BIOS and causes your firewall to turn into an Iron Curtain that you cannot penetrate to the outside world.  It takes over your sound card and starts playing nationalist songs and all games like Solitaire that promote individuality are erased.

There comes a time when you have to use scorchedearth.exe

It may be your only savior.  Then you can install Linux (Also known as Free Captialist 9.0) and protect yourself from the greatest Soviet virus of all time.  Okna (Windows) XP.

Oh dear! In that case I think I better upgrade to the new Chinese operating system: Wingdongs XP Semi-Professional, featuring state of the art innovations such as: Mao-croSoft Woks Suite (and Sour), special fried mice and the great (fire) wall of China.

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Oh, watch out... the bolshevik.sys virus imbeds in the BIOS and causes your firewall to turn into an Iron Curtain that you cannot penetrate to the outside world.  It takes over your sound card and starts playing nationalist songs and all games like Solitaire that promote individuality are erased.

There comes a time when you have to use scorchedearth.exe

It may be your only savior.  Then you can install Linux (Also known as Free Captialist 9.0) and protect yourself from the greatest Soviet virus of all time.  Okna (Windows) XP.

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Originally posted by Angela Angela wrote:

You know those Dellski computers run on the KGB1917 processor.  The only cure is the patch.  ak47.exe

My Dellski is so riddled with soviet spyware that I have to run homeland security.exe and MI5 (lack of) intelligence.exe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says to the horse , "Why the long
face?"

A Panda walks into a bar orders dinner and when he is finished pulls out a
gun and fires a round into the ceiling and calmly exits. This makes perfect
sense because Pandas eat shoots and leaves.


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OOOOOoooooh, PAUSE = PAWS

I get it now.  LOL

My husband will love that one....I hope he just doesn't find it too grizzly.

 

You know those Dellski computers run on the KGB1917 processor.  The only cure is the patch.  ak47.exe

 

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Originally posted by Angela Angela wrote:

COLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Man I've missed you!

 I don't get it.....

Sorry for my long absence Angela. Problems with my Russian Dellski commi-puter... also, I've changed country.

 

PS: why the big pause (paws)?

Geddit now?  ;----)

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