Scary But True

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   Maths of Life
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy

Dumb man + Smart woman = Affair

Dumb man + Dumb woman = Marriage

Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit

Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production

Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion

Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime

A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs.
A wpman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item she does not needs.

A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until she gets a wife.

A successful man is the one who earns more than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is the one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man you must understand a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married man live longer than single man but married man are lot more willing to die. 

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candid Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 16 February 2006 Status: Offline Points: 211	Post Options Post Reply Quote candid Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Scary But True Posted: 03 September 2006 at 7:22am
	Maths of Life Smart man + Smart woman = Romance Smart man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy Dumb man + Smart woman = Affair Dumb man + Dumb woman = Marriage Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs. A wpman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item she does not needs. A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until she gets a wife. A successful man is the one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one who can find such a man To be happy with a man you must understand a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Married man live longer than single man but married man are lot more willing to die.

righteous_4ever Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 22 August 2006 Location: Pakistan Status: Offline Points: 90	Post Options Post Reply Quote righteous_4ever Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 14 September 2006 at 7:07pm
	Lol...interesting
	Hadia