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Hanan 
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 Topic: snail jokesPosted: 20 September 2006 at 5:46pm |
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S car go
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Daniel Dworsky
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Posted: 16 September 2006 at 1:13pm |
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Mr. Snail - tired of all the jokes about how slow he is buys a super
charged turbo BMW and paints a large letter "S" (for Snail) on the back. He drives around now passing other motorists like they are standing still. They say, "Whoa look at that S car go..." I think I have exhausted the snail jokes. Shall we move on to porcupines? The difference between Porcupines and BMW. With porcupines the pricks are on the outside... Edited by Daniel Dworsky |
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Posted: 15 September 2006 at 9:32am |
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a snail got beaten by a group of drunked turtules. when he went to report in police station, the cop asked ,"will u be able to recognise them?".
"I am sorry, but I am afraid that i won't be able to do that", whined the snail. "You see, it all happened sooooooooooooo fast!!" |
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Posted: 10 September 2006 at 9:24pm |
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wait, i got it. i got it. it just took a couple more seconds but it got it.
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lovetabuleh
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Posted: 10 September 2006 at 9:20pm |
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'what's wrong with you?!' is that the pun?
i dont get it. sorry fellas i'm kinda slow.
someone inspire me.
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Daniel Dworsky
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Posted: 04 September 2006 at 3:23am |
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[QUOTE=superme] I have a feeling�this is about me
. I hope not.[/
QUOTE] Now that depends if you follow a shinning path or leave one. Edited by Daniel Dworsky |
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Posted: 04 September 2006 at 1:46am |
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I have a feeling this is about me
. I hope not.
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