hehehe :-))

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store
and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede, which came in a little white box to use
for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank's
with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer
from
his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar
and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no
answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few
minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting
his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you
the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."