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    Posted: 11 June 2006 at 7:53am

You might be a Redneck If:

 

You could retire by recycling all the cans in the bed of your truck.

Your grandpappy's hearing aid is a construction cone.

Youve eaten a Big Mac as an appetizer.

Starting your car wakes at least 12 cats.

Tidying your yard involves calling a tow truck.

you've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

There are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed.

You're raising catfish in the bathtub.

Your doorbell is a dog.

Youve ever used hairspray to kill flying bugs.

Ah the American lifestyle!

"Every good deed is charity whether you come to your brother's assistance or just greet him with a smile.
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