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Originally posted by Mishmish Mishmish wrote:

Originally posted by salman_s salman_s wrote:

adultery, fornication and different forms of 'dating' are disallowed in islam 

Assalamu Alaikum:

So, what are you trying to say Salman?

walaikumussalam

sister, u and colin are talking about an indian....and colin said that it was me....sal-man.....then he said that indian man went on a blind date.....naoozubillah.....i just wanted to tell to colin that for us muslims such things are haraam and forbidden....so there is no use making fun of me....



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Originally posted by salman_s salman_s wrote:

Originally posted by Mishmish Mishmish wrote:

Originally posted by salman_s salman_s wrote:

adultery, fornication and different forms of 'dating' are disallowed in islam 

Assalamu Alaikum:

So, what are you trying to say Salman?

walaikumssalam

sister, u and colin are talking about an indian....and colin said that it was me....sal-man.....then he said that indian man went on a blind date.....naoozubillah.....i just wanted to tell to colin that for us muslims such things are haraam and forbidden....so there is no use making fun of me....

Assalamu Alaikum Salman:

We're not making fun, we're making puns

Sorry if we hurt your feelings, from our puns your mind must be reeling

But it's really all in jest, we name more fruit to be the best
It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince)
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Originally posted by Mishmish Mishmish wrote:

Originally posted by Colin Colin wrote:

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By the way, did the man go to American to get married? I heard they cant aloup in India...

He went on a blind date.

That must have caused grapes of wrath.

But then no one ever said life is a bowl of cherries...

Before he arrived in America he went a bit mad in Madras..I saw that headline too.. "Mangoes Bananas".

 
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Salman, I guess you are not from the Pun-jab?
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Before he arrived in America he went a bit mad in Madras..I saw that headline too.. "Mangoes Bananas".

What was his blind date's name? I think I saw that headline too, but it was: "Mangoes Bananas Pears with Peaches"
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i think both colin and mishmish are feeling sleepy....



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i think both colin and mishmish are feeling sleepy....

I am very sleepy. Gotta go, lettuce bed down for the night....
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Originally posted by Mishmish Mishmish wrote:

Before he arrived in America he went a bit mad in Madras..I saw that headline too.. "Mangoes Bananas".

What was his blind date's name? I think I saw that headline too, but it was: "Mangoes Bananas Pears with Peaches"

He then divorced after falling for a famous American celebrity. The headline read: "Mangoes Bananas again and splits with peaches to pear up with Berry"

 

BTW. That's Halle Berry...Not Chuck
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