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Mishmish
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Posted: 30 May 2006 at 5:47pm |
10. He would get to compel people at will. 9. Cool looking head covers. 8. He'd probably look good in a beard. 7. Assalamu Alaikum sounds really good when said with an English accent. 6. Four wives... 5. He already knows a lot of the Quran. 4. The five prayers would give him much needed exercise. 3. Sheikh Fred has a nice ring to it. 2. All the extra time he would have because he wouldn't have to be online constantly trying to prove Islam is wrong. 1. Eternal Paradise. |
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AbRah2006
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Dear Mishmish ...I agree with you I hope that he will be my brother someday. There are Christians who reject Islam but end up as Muslims . Allah willing. Edited by AbRah2006 |
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God does not forbid you from showing kindness and dealing justly with those who have not fought you about religion and have not driven you out of your homes. God loves just dealers. (Quran, 60:8)
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BMZ
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And most important of them all, brother Fred, the new servant of Allah, will be able to handle the "nastiest Infidels" on the internet boards, by keeping them entagled till they tire out and give up saying like the victims of detective Columbo,"Yes, I accept!" And through our dear Fred Abdullah, we get England but not the Scotts, who will do the opposite of Fred! |
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ak_m_f
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Fredi is a colonel in Missionary Commando Division, 7th Matthew Company. Armed with KJV and 9mm iron cross, they have power to confuse anyone and force them into to submission. They are extremly dangerous. you can easily Identify them by lookin at their "jesus" tatoo. Edited by ak_m_f |
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AbRah2006
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Dear ak_m_f How dangerous they are when their own Christian missionaries embrace Islam Even the Christians who reject Islam end up as Muslims. I am not afraid of the 9 mm cross because it is powerless. Fredi is like a ship that loses its own rudder so it move in a circle until it hits a coral and sinks! Edited by AbRah2006 |
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God does not forbid you from showing kindness and dealing justly with those who have not fought you about religion and have not driven you out of your homes. God loves just dealers. (Quran, 60:8)
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DavidC
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Cute, Mishmish!
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AbRah2006
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God does not forbid you from showing kindness and dealing justly with those who have not fought you about religion and have not driven you out of your homes. God loves just dealers. (Quran, 60:8)
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fredifreeloader
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yes yes, all very amusing (but i am very west of scotland, and dont have an english accent, mish!
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for i am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth - romans 1: 16
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