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    Posted: 01 May 2006 at 9:55pm


She is in Paradise

Khalid bin Safwan saw a group in the mosque of Basrah, and he said, What is this gathering? He was told, There is a woman who informs men about women who are available for marriage. He went to her and said, I want to marry a woman. She said, Describe her to me. He said, I want her to be a virgin who is wise like a married woman, or a married woman who is innocent like a virgin; she should be sweet when she is near, splendid when she is at distance, she should have lived a life of luxury and then become afflicted with poverty so she has the manners of the rich and the humility of the poor. When we gather wealth we should be as people of the world, and when we become poor, we should be as people of the Hereafter.

She said, I know of such a woman for you. He said, And where is she? She said, In Paradise, so work to achieve her!


A man looked at his wife as she was climbing stairs and he said, You are divorced if you climb a single step, divorced if you descend a single step, and divorced if you stand still! She slipped herself down over the railing and remained his wife.
"The strong one is not the one who overcomes people with his strengh, but the one who controls himself while in anger."
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