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    Posted: 25 April 2006 at 11:45pm

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and marry you."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you and marry you. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
It is better to be alone than to be in bad company.
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Do you know how rain was formed in the hindu legend?

A male god took away the daughter of some other male god due to some arguement or disagreement. The daughter was kept in a prison and she started crying. From then on rain was created from her tears....
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Originally posted by zulqarnain zulqarnain wrote:

Do you know how rain was formed in the hindu legend?

A male god took away the daughter of some other male god due to some arguement or disagreement. The daughter was kept in a prison and she started crying. From then on rain was created from her tears....


so when the Gods **** then I guess they have hail storms


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