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    Posted: 23 April 2006 at 11:48pm

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two American tourists are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.

The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espa�ol?" Still nothing.

The Swiss man drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."

"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."

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In his community, Nasrudin known as a scholar, so everybody there asked to him regarding everything.

One day, a few peoples asked him about chineese language. Nasrudin said he didn't know much about it. But the peoples forced him. Eventualy Nasrudin gave up.

Q (peoples): "What is soup in chineese?"

Narudin knew it and replied.

Q (peoples): "How about What is warm soup?"

Narudin knew it and replied.

Q (peoples): "How about What is cold soup?"

Narudin thought and thought but he could't find the word. Then he said. "Peoples in china never let the soup cold".

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