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    Posted: 22 April 2006 at 12:18am

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.

"These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained.

"These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others.

"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said the third senior.

After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!"

It is better to be alone than to be in bad company.
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A priest and some of his other friends thought of taking a break and play some golf.

So, after four-five deadly shots, a person who was watching them asked,' Excuse me, but are you guys priest?'.

'Actually yes', the priest replied, 'but how'd you know?'

'Ah, I've never seen such bad golf and such a clean languages before!'
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Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the tournament?

In case he got a hole in one.

It is better to be alone than to be in bad company.
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