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    Posted: 26 May 2015 at 3:33pm
9 funny quotes from stand-ups, including one about ‘Uncle Eid’. Enjoy!

https://blogofthebeardedone.wordpress.com/2015/05/26/9-funny-quotes-from-stand-up-comedians/
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Quotes are very important things for wishing someone. For this reason today I am going to share with you about funny quotes. Read and enjoy.

“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”
- Jarod Kintz

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. "
William Shakespeare

"Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity. "
Unknown

"If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool. "
Unknown

"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying. "
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Source: http://www.quoteschart.com/funny-quotes/
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