who to hate: Jews or Zionists

Sister Maryah,

Having once been categorized as sheep � or was it goat? � can't remember right now � anyway, it was one of the halal animals � by our �expert on Chilenian� (is that what one calls people from Chile?) terrorists, who unwittingly made the mistake of hiding in one of the most unsafe place on the planet - a mountain occupied by the aforementioned expert (aka ejdavid), where they, after setting up shop at an abandoned building in close proximity to the erstwhile lover-of-all-things-pork, proceeded to launch vicious attacks on the interior of automobiles � or was it just one car? � anyway � with the blessing of local scoundrels � or was it the police? � uhmmm � now I forgot what I was going to say � I think it had something to do with the loneliness of mountain dwellers � or was it about mountain dwellers and their close and often intimate relationships with pigs during cold and lonely winter months in snow covered one-room cabins? � no that wasn�t it � ah yes, now I remember (slapping my hand to my forehead) � Maryah, what does "slopping the hogs" mean?