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    Posted: 14 May 2013 at 4:53pm
Nasruddin’s neighbor asked him, “I heard noises from your home last night. What happened?” “My wife was angry and she threw my robe down the stairs,” he said. The neighbor was puzzled, “How can a robe make such a loud noise?” he asked. Nasruddin replied: “I was wearing the robe when she threw it!”
The Prophet said: "Do not eat before you are hungry, and stop eating before you are full"
"1/3 of your stomach for food 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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