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    Posted: 04 January 2013 at 5:40pm
I won't link the site I found these jokes from, as a lot of the content on there is inappropriate and racist.

These ones however I thought were pretty funny. Enjoy!

In my history class, I was asked, "What is the first name of Hitler?"
Apparently, 'Heil' wasn't the correct answer.

It took me so long to pass my Modern Studies exam, that they gave me a degree in History.

The Ancient Greeks had a very forward-looking attitude to architectural trends.
Why else would they build so many ruins?

My Great Great Grandad was killed at The Battle of the Little Bighorn
He wasn't involved in the battle,
He was camping in the field next door and went to complain about the noise.

They may have sunk the Titanic but 100 years later, thanks to global warming, we're finally winning the war on icebergs.

A Russian girl the other day asked me, "Who was Lenin?"
I was quite amazed, it's like a German asking who Hitler was, or a Chinese person asking who Genghis Kahn was, or an American asking who Ronald Macdonald was.

Everyone knows Christopher Columbus was responsible for one of history's biggest blunders.
Discovering America.


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