Three wishes

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   A lead hardware 
engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking
 a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old 
brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof - out pops a genie.  

"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3
 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you."

The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like 
to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with 
an all-girl crew."  

"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, 
the hardware engineer disappears.  

The software engineer 
thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding my Harley with a gang 
of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest."  

"It 
is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.  

The program manager looks at where the other two had been 
standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, "I'd 
like those two back in the office after lunch."  

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copysannov Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 10 November 2010 Status: Offline Points: 1	Post Options Post Reply Quote copysannov Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Three wishes Posted: 10 November 2010 at 8:29pm
	A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof - out pops a genie. "Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you." The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl crew." "It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears. The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest." "It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears. The program manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, "I'd like those two back in the office after lunch."

Bakerthomas2 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 12 November 2010 Status: Offline Points: 1	Post Options Post Reply Quote Bakerthomas2 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 November 2010 at 9:00am
	hehehe that was so simple but funny!

plantila1110 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 24 November 2010 Status: Offline Points: 1	Post Options Post Reply Quote plantila1110 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 24 November 2010 at 11:59pm
	ha ha! nice joke.. loved it..

peter peters Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Joined: 27 November 2010 Status: Offline Points: 1	Post Options Post Reply Quote peter peters Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27 November 2010 at 9:08pm
	Ha ha ha. Good one!

courtesyrmdod Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Starter Male Joined: 27 November 2010 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1	Post Options Post Reply Quote courtesyrmdod Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 01 December 2010 at 8:35pm
	Great joke. Simple but its packs a punch! Hope to see more jokes like this...