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    Posted: 28 January 2008 at 4:48am

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator, no comments read for yourself.

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother,Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee .

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name



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And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59
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Very funny, and almost something that can happen, near-reality lol.

Clean jokes are never offensive, It is always fun and friendly to say some clean jokes. Thanks Light.

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That is almost like the chinese jet pilot, Wong Wei, who turned the wrong way into another plane a few years ago
Speak a little Learn alot.
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Wong Wei, who turned the wrong way into another plane ...LOL
And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59
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