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Azaleah 
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 Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:13pm |
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Well, dad said to avoid disaster, he has to shut his mouth
.....and ears. He said, its too hard to make amends when Mom has blew her top, SHE HITS THE ROOF! and dad would end up sleeping in a couch  Poor dad, tsk tsk tsk!  |
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abuayisha
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Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:19pm |
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Men's Advice To Women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 3. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 4. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 5. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. |
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Azaleah
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Posted: 27 December 2007 at 8:07pm |
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"If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one..."
 Very funny..indeed!  |
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Azaleah
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Posted: 30 December 2007 at 2:55am |
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Statistics shows that single men die more quickly than married man Therefore if you are looking for a long slow death, get married!
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Salams_wife
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Posted: 30 December 2007 at 7:47pm |
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Maybe, but the oldest living man in the world right now has never been married. He swears this is how he lived so long, but I doubt this as the reason.
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abuayisha
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Posted: 30 December 2007 at 8:43pm |
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Statistics shows that single men die more quickly than married man However, married men are more willing to die. |
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Azaleah
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Posted: 31 December 2007 at 4:45am |
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Lol sis Salam_wife...the reason he is still alive is that, his appointed time has not yet come. Death is still walking around him, i guess.
 I read about that in a paperback and makes me laugh and I thought to share it with others, might give them something to think about..and to laugh about.. Like Abuayisha, he said married men are more willing to die..  I wonder why..hmmmmmmmmm   They say marriage is like tourniquet, it stops your circulation.. some other say marriage is like an adventure, its like going to the war!  Majority of men would say "when a man marries his trouble begins!!!"
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poga
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